Privacy Policy

Last Updated: 2025-10-27

1. Introduction 💌✨

or: the part where we promise not to be weird with your info

The operators of https://www.notyourbabe.club/ ("we," "us," or "our") are committed to protecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and disclose your information when you access or use our website and services (collectively, the "Service").

By using our Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy. This Privacy Policy should be read in conjunction with our Terms of Service. If you don't agree with the terms of this policy, please don't use the Service.

✨ tldr: look bestie, we're not here to do evil corporation things with your data. this is just the legal proof that we're keeping your info safe while you're out here training to say no to haters and panic-buying serotonin. your aura is protected here 🧿💫

2. Legal Basis ⚖️🔮

aka why we're allowed to know stuff about you

We collect and process your personal data only where we have a legal basis to do so under applicable data protection laws, such as the GDPR. Our legal bases include:

  • Performance of a Contract: To provide the Service you have requested or to take steps at your request prior to entering into a contract.
  • Legitimate Interest: For our legitimate interests, such as improving the Service, maintaining security, and communicating with you about the Service, provided these interests are not overridden by your data protection rights.
  • Consent: Where you have given us explicit consent to process your data for a specific purpose, such as signing up for marketing communications.
  • Legal Obligation: To comply with our legal and regulatory obligations.

🌙 tldr: we only touch your data when the universe (and also the law) says we can. like when you're literally signing up for chaos, when it helps us keep the vibes immaculate. 🪄

3. Information We Collect 🔍💖

the stuff we know (it's not that deep)

We collect the following types of information:

A. Information You Provide to Us 📝✨

When you voluntarily sign up for our Service or communicate with us, we may collect personal information, such as your:

  • Name
  • Email address
  • Social media handle or other contact information you choose to provide.

💫 tldr: basically whatever you tell us when you're joining the delulu universe or sliding into our dms at 3am. we're not secret agents, we literally only know what you share. your secrets are safe (we don't even want them) 🤫🎀

B. Information Collected Automatically 🤖💭

When you visit our website, we may automatically collect limited technical information from your device, including:

  • Internet Protocol (IP) address
  • Browser type and version
  • Operating system
  • General geographic location (derived from your IP address).

🌌 tldr: super boring robot stuff that happens every time you visit ANY website in 2025. helps us figure out if the site's working or if mercury is in retrograde again. also tells us which cities are spiraling the hardest (affectionate) 🛸📍

C. Information from Third-Party Services 💳🌟

When you make a voluntary donation through our Service, you are directed to a third-party payment processor (e.g., Ko-fi). We do not receive or store your full financial information, such as credit card numbers. However, we may receive confirmation of your donation from our payment processor, which may include your name and email address. Your interaction with any third-party payment processor is governed by its own privacy policy.

🛍️ tldr: when you donate (ily), ko-fi handles all the money magic — NOT US. we just get a cute lil notification like "bestie named emma donated 💖" but we NEVER see your card info. your bank account drama stays between you and ko-fi ✨🔒

4. How We Use Your Information 🪄💫

what we actually DO with this stuff

We use the information we collect for the following purposes:

  • To Provide and Manage the Service: To deliver the service or product demo you requested.
  • To Communicate with You: To send service-related updates, respond to your inquiries and feedback, or provide information you have consented to receive.
  • To Improve Our Service: To analyze usage trends and improve the website's functionality and user experience.
  • To Maintain Security: To protect the security and integrity of our Service and prevent fraud.

💅 tldr:we use your info to literally give you the chaos you ordered, send you glow-up notifications about new drops (ONLY if you want them), make the site less glitchy so your panic-buying experience is seamless, and keep the scammer gremlins away from your aura. that's the whole vibe 🎀🛡️

5. Data Sharing and Disclosure 🤝🔮

who else knows your business (spoiler: barely anyone)

We do not sell your personal data. We only disclose your information to the following categories of third-party service providers who assist us in operating our Service:

  • Cloud Hosting Providers: To host our website and associated data.
  • Analytics Providers: We use Umami to analyze website traffic. Umami is a privacy-focused analytics platform that anonymizes user data. You can learn more about its practices at https://umami.is/.
  • Payment Processors: We use third-party services like Ko-fi to process voluntary donations. When you use these services, your data is governed by their respective privacy policies. You can view Ko-fi's privacy policy at https://more.ko-fi.com/privacy.

🚫 tldr: WE. DO. NOT. SELL. YOUR. DATA. PERIODT. 🗣️ the ONLY entities that see your info are: the tech wizards hosting this website, umami (privacy-focused analytics that basically just tells us "17 people visited today" without snitching on WHO), and ko-fi for donations. we're NOT out here selling your email to random marketing demons trying to sell you courses on manifesting abundance 💀🙅‍♀️

6. Data Retention ⏰🗂️

how long we're keeping receipts

We retain your personal data only for as long as is necessary to fulfill the purposes for which it was collected, including for the purposes of satisfying any legal, accounting, or reporting requirements. When we no longer have an ongoing legitimate business need to process your personal data, we will either delete or anonymize it.

🌙 tldr: we keep your info as long as we actually need it. once we don't need it anymore? DELETED. POOF. GONE. we're not hoarding your data like a dragon sitting on a pile of emails from 2019. your digital footprint gets a glow-down when it's time 🐉💨

7. Your Data Rights under GDPR 💪🌟

your main character moment (legally speaking)

If you are a resident of the European Economic Area (EEA), UK, or Switzerland, you have the following data protection rights:

  • The right to access, update, or delete the information we have on you.
  • The right of rectification to have your information corrected if it is inaccurate or incomplete.
  • The right to object to our processing of your personal data.
  • The right of restriction to request that we restrict the processing of your personal information.
  • The right to data portability to be provided with a copy of your data in a structured, machine-readable format.
  • The right to withdraw consent at any time where we relied on your consent to process your personal information.

To exercise any of these rights, please contact us at the email address provided below.

✨ tldr: if you're in europe/uk/switzerland, you literally have POWER, bestie. you can see what we have, fix your info if we got your vibe wrong, delete everything, download your data like you're archiving your own lore, or just say "actually never mind, stop emailing me." just hit us up and we'll make it happen. your data, your rules, your main character era 🇪🇺👑💌

8. International Data Transfers 🌍✈️

your data's hot girl summer (global edition)

Your information may be transferred to—and maintained on—computers located outside of your state, province, or country where data protection laws may differ. If you are in the EEA, UK, or Switzerland, please be aware that we may transfer your data to countries that have not been deemed to provide an adequate level of data protection. We will take all steps reasonably necessary to ensure that your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy.

🛂 tldr: the internet is a global phenomenon, babe, so your data might travel internationally like it's on a gap year. if you're in europe, some places we work with don't have the same strict privacy vibes, but we're literally doing EVERYTHING to keep your info locked down and protected regardless. think of it like... your data is traveling but we gave it pepper spray and a buddy system 🧳🔐✨

9. Children's Privacy 👶🚫

this is a no baby zone

We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If we become aware that we have inadvertently collected such information, we will take steps to delete it.

10. Changes to This Privacy Policy 📝🔄

plot twists (legal edition)

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new policy on this page and updating the "Last Updated" date at the top. You are advised to review this policy periodically.

💫 tldr:sometimes the universe demands we update this (new features, legal requirements, our lawyer having a panic attack, etc). when that happens, we'll post the glow-up here with a new date. check back occasionally if you're the type to read terms & conditions at 2am during a spiral (we see you, we love you) 🌙📜

11. Contact Us 💌📬

slide into our dms (professionally)

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us:

By Email: [email protected]

🎀 tldr: questions? concerns? existential spiraling about data privacy? need to know if we're mercury retrograde proof? email us. we're real humans with anxiety and everything who will ACTUALLY respond. your aura concerns are our aura concerns ✨💖🫶